Cover of The Horn Massage by Cyrus Physhor (art) and by me (writing)
Unicorn magic has a few simple rules:
Never violate Coldhorn’s First Law of Energy Conservation.
Never cast a spell until you know what it does.
And never, NEVER use anything more than basic telekinesis while intoxicated.
At a small get-together between friends, Rarity and Applejack are about to discover what happens when you start breaking some of those rules.
Really more guidelines than actual rules.Suggestions, even.Surely nothing too bad will happen.Right?
This one’s rather different than the usual fare on this tumblr— a comedy featuring two of the main characters in pretty much their normal incarnation rather than, well, the usual. Regardless, I hope you enjoy it, dear reader.